i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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hy0uk4:

black—blood:

nerdybloomers:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG

I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha

praise jesus its back

REBUKE THE DEVILLLLLLLLL

oh god

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peetatoast:

catniphatesbuttercup:

peetatoast:

BEHOLD: This is what phenomenal acting looks like.

Also, what horrible parenting looks like.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reblogging again for that comment ofmg lmao

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infinityonsigh:

pete is 33 in 11 days 

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